Hessian Matrix
Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."
Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop
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